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Eddiks Fontaine has been abducted by Canadian Secret Intelligence.
Eddiks Fontaine, 21. Previously unknown associate of Pablo Bear.
Eddiks' interview by Agent Olociero. December 4, 2006.
Olociero = OL
Eddiks Fontaine = EF
*Note, Eddiks exhibited irrational behavior several hours prior to interview. He was given a reduced dose of a special truth syrup beforehand, Eddiks will exhibit a calm, and cooperative demeanor associated with reduced doses.
OL: Hello Eddiks. You were looking ill earlier today, I hope everything is all right.
OL: Is ... everything all right?
EF: Everything is fine
OL: I am very glad to hear that, Eddiks.
OL: Eddiks, I'd like you to tell me about your behavior earlier today.
EF: What do I tell first, dear?
OL: Anything.
EF: I can tell you everything.
OL: Good. To start off, tell me why you slammed Pellen into the television.
EF: I did it because he was entirely on the wrong channel. I did not want to watch three hours of presidential primaries. He wouldn't change it, so I changed it for him.
OL: Eddiks, Pellen is a human being, he is not a television. You cannot watch T.V. programming on human beings. Did you think Pellen was a television?
EF: I've had enough of Pellen.
OL: Please answer my question.
EF: Yes, Pellen is a television. I don't think this, I know this.
OL: Eddiks, there has been a serious misunderstanding.
EF: Oh? Right here, right now?
OL: Yes.
EF: Tomasso agrees with me though, we've both had enough of Pellen.
OL: Eddiks, have you seen Tomasso lately?
EF: Many times.
OL: And has anyone else?
EF: Ollie has.
OL: Ollie...Vernesi?
EF: There you go.
OL: I will have to talk to those two then, as well.
EF: Please don't.
OL: And why not?
EF: They ate too much gumbo, they feel heavy.
OL: Tell me all your fears.
EF: What?
OL: Tell me all your fears.
EF: I won't. Repetitions won't work.
EF: We have had enough of Pellen, isn' t that enough? Me, Tomasso, and Ollie. We've had enough of him.
EF: We've had enough of you too.
OL: Goodbye, Eddiks.
EF: You won't be here in 2007.
EF: We've all had enough of you.
Interview ends.
Tomasso and Ollie Vernesi deceased, date of death December 14, 2005.
Eddiks Fontaine has been abducted by Canadian Secret Intelligence.
Eddiks Fontaine, 21. Previously unknown associate of Pablo Bear.
Eddiks' interview by Agent Olociero. December 4, 2006.
Olociero = OL
Eddiks Fontaine = EF
*Note, Eddiks exhibited irrational behavior several hours prior to interview. He was given a reduced dose of a special truth syrup beforehand, Eddiks will exhibit a calm, and cooperative demeanor associated with reduced doses.
OL: Hello Eddiks. You were looking ill earlier today, I hope everything is all right.
OL: Is ... everything all right?
EF: Everything is fine
OL: I am very glad to hear that, Eddiks.
OL: Eddiks, I'd like you to tell me about your behavior earlier today.
EF: What do I tell first, dear?
OL: Anything.
EF: I can tell you everything.
OL: Good. To start off, tell me why you slammed Pellen into the television.
EF: I did it because he was entirely on the wrong channel. I did not want to watch three hours of presidential primaries. He wouldn't change it, so I changed it for him.
OL: Eddiks, Pellen is a human being, he is not a television. You cannot watch T.V. programming on human beings. Did you think Pellen was a television?
EF: I've had enough of Pellen.
OL: Please answer my question.
EF: Yes, Pellen is a television. I don't think this, I know this.
OL: Eddiks, there has been a serious misunderstanding.
EF: Oh? Right here, right now?
OL: Yes.
EF: Tomasso agrees with me though, we've both had enough of Pellen.
OL: Eddiks, have you seen Tomasso lately?
EF: Many times.
OL: And has anyone else?
EF: Ollie has.
OL: Ollie...Vernesi?
EF: There you go.
OL: I will have to talk to those two then, as well.
EF: Please don't.
OL: And why not?
EF: They ate too much gumbo, they feel heavy.
OL: Tell me all your fears.
EF: What?
OL: Tell me all your fears.
EF: I won't. Repetitions won't work.
EF: We have had enough of Pellen, isn' t that enough? Me, Tomasso, and Ollie. We've had enough of him.
EF: We've had enough of you too.
OL: Goodbye, Eddiks.
EF: You won't be here in 2007.
EF: We've all had enough of you.
Interview ends.
Tomasso and Ollie Vernesi deceased, date of death December 14, 2005.
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